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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

I still have moments where I just can’t comprehend the idea that someone actually wants to have sex with me.

Hey movie buffs, does anyone know some of the things that were filmed at Koch’s movie ranch in Acton, CA? I drove by it today and was wondering its significance. I tried googling it but didn’t see much.

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here