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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

tarntino:

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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kanyewestfanfics:

Kanye walks outside in the middle of a hurricane. He glances up at the sky and whispers “Fuck no.”
The sky immediately clears and flowers spring from wherever Kanye’s feet touch the ground.