tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

(Source: seasexual)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

xv7:

this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version

xv7:

this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version

(Source: zamutikusokmnekiria)

the-asexual-emperor:

squeaky-fangirl:

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

THANK YOU

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