So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
I want to believe the love spell cast over us by carnivals, casinos and gas stations is derived from a natural fluorescence in our nearly forgotten celestial lives. Beneath even the cheapest neon tints; infrared gleaming claw machine, short circuiting motel six sign- we are stars again.
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
gay person: *breathes*
white girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping
black girl : *blinks*
white gay man: Ouu bitch Mmmhmm hunty ,hey boo, wassup hood rat, yesssss bitch